Not a Balloon

Contrary to popular belief, this is in fact not a balloon (as illustrated by our friend Niel's courteous message). The picture you are seeing is in fact our kitchen light. Interestingly enough we had planned to break our kitchen light in some spectacular way involving dry-ice and a volcano, but that idea sorta fell through. However people seemed intent on popping this light along with the other balloons, and when jabbing it with sparklers yielded no results, someone (I name no names) thought his lighter would make short work of it. He was, however, wrong...