Oh hello, I didn't see you there. Welcome to the world of 125 Borden St. in the heart of the Annex, home of the world's first Squong championship. Our cheif exports include questionable living standards, flashless pictures of house parties, and Andrew's (We used to have two...)

Friday, August 10, 2007

Re: Fruit Flies


Fruit Flies are evil. And they are slowly taking over Borden House. If the members of Borden House disappear, you will be sure to find us tied up in the basement as the fruit flies cavort around, being gross and eating all our sweet Ontario peaches.


Down with the fruit fly, the most annoying of all the flies!

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Au Revoir, N8


And so, with much ballyhoo, our young N8 set forth into the world, with not much more than his laptop and his much envied china-hat. From Hamilton to London, from London to Paris... what will our young hero see? What will our young hero experience? Will he find the answers to those eternal questions: are the girls in France hotter than they are in Canada? how long can a person live on baguette and cheese? how long can a person stay in a country without a work visa?

All these things and more will be answered as the borden house expatriate ventures into the world beyond, leaving the rest of us to the fruit flies.


(separate post on the evil of fruit flies to follow)