Au Revoir, N8

And so, with much ballyhoo, our young N8 set forth into the world, with not much more than his laptop and his much envied china-hat. From Hamilton to London, from London to Paris... what will our young hero see? What will our young hero experience? Will he find the answers to those eternal questions: are the girls in France hotter than they are in Canada? how long can a person live on baguette and cheese? how long can a person stay in a country without a work visa?

All these things and more will be answered as the borden house expatriate ventures into the world beyond, leaving the rest of us to the fruit flies.

(separate post on the evil of fruit flies to follow)