Overheard at the IGA in Coboconk, ON

16 Year Old Local IGA Staff Member: I'm sorry, ma'am, but your debit card isn't working. Would you like me to try again, or do you have a credit card you could use...or cash?

Snooty, Middle-Aged Torontonian Woman From Rosedale or Forrest Hill: What? My debit card has worked in London, it has worked in Paris, Amsterdam, and it has worked in Rome. I dont see any reason why it shouldn't work here.

16 Year Old Local IGA Staff Member: *stares blankly...says nothing...tries again*

This is the kind of stuff that makes me hate wealth - and, sometimes, living in Toronto.