Oh No He Didn't...

Said he wouldn't do it, but the sonofabitch did it anyway and called an early election to suit the needs of his failing majority, rather than waiting to have the election at set, four-year intervals as he promised he would. So in light of the recent election announced for October 4th, 2008, here is my consolidated list of Stephen Harper's thoughts on GOOD's, BAD's, and QUESTIONABLE's in Canadian life. 

GOOD:

- Big Oil in Alberta

- Environmental Degradation Through Tar Sands Oil Extraction
- De-centralized Government and a weaker Federal Canadian state

- Promotion of "Distinct Society" Status for Quebec

- George W. Bush and the militarization of the Northern and Western hemisphere

- Going on Safari in Afghanistan 

- Evangelicals; Cowboys; Brokeback Mountain

- Eating Kittens (I don't know where this photo originated, but I found it on Google Images. And it's terrifying!)

- Sweater-vests; Spray-on hair; Lying...

QUESTIONABLE:

- Climate Change

- The place of intelligent women in (his) government seen in the distinct lack of any intelligent women promoted to important and/or critical portfolio's 

- Integrity; his marriage with his wife; that he is not robotic in everything but his passionate hatred of homosexuals, pregnant women seeking abortions, and the environment

BAD:

- Funding for the Arts

- Same-sex Marriage

- Reproductive Rights

- Freedom to those in the Arts to create art forms free from government censorship

- Sharing power, even with members of his own party: this includes Minister's, too

- People who live in cities; Ontario; Torontonians... 

- Tofu: and people who eat Tofu

It's on, you bullying, smug douchebag... 

It's on...